Tuesday 8 October 2013

TOMMY TIERNAN, THOMASTOWN, CO. KILKENNY



One of Ireland’s best known award winning comedians Tommy Tiernan kicked off his World Tour of Kilkenny at The Bridgebrook Arms, Thomastown last Wednesday night.  Tiernan a subversive controversial comedian ensured this event was not for the faint-hearted.   A large representation of young people attended the gig alongside older fans like me who remember when he burst onto the comedy scene in the mid-1990s.   Who can forget his first fresh faced appearance on The Late Late Show in May 1996?   He regaled the audience with hilarious tales about people and places in his hometown of Navan.  Like many Irish performers he describes this appearance on The Late Late Show as a landmark in his career.  Since this first television appearance his material has become more subversive and he has stumbled into controversy more than once.  However, these foibles have not detracted from his popularity judging by the full house and the number of young people in attendance last Wednesday night.  
                                                        View of Thomastown
In February of this year Tiernan was interviewed by broadcaster Tom Dunne on a national radio station.  The banter and humour between the pair was entertaining but the interview was a revelation.  Tiernan revealed due to the break-up of a teenage romance when he was sixteen he became the victim of ‘huge neurosis, insecurity and self-doubt’.   He decided he would ‘pray himself out of it’. He was attending boarding school in Ballinasloe at the time and the description of his religious fervour was hilarious.  He was the only student in attendance at early mass every morning and he prayed and prayed hoping the neurosis would subside. When the other boarders were in bed at night he remained in the oratory praying. He ordered religious music cassettes and sang along to the hymns alone in his room.  He became extremely religious and toyed with the idea of entering the priesthood.   He approached the Redemptorists in Galway.   Unfortunately, they requested that he repeat the leaving certificate and as he said himself ‘the vista changed’.  When he finally left boarding school and all the praying behind he veered in another religious direction and joined a group called Basic Christian Community on the Aran Islands.  This community was started by an ex-priest he met at boarding school.  The idea of an alternative Christian lifestyle appealed to him.  He spent a few years in this community before finally moving to Galway.  His father, who incidentally never goes to his shows, used to jokingly refer to him as a ‘martyr without a cause’.  
 
Tiernan the man is a complicated contradiction and this reflects in his comedy.  He bounded on stage at The Bridgebrook Arms dressed like the last Playboy of the Western World.  Wearing a cravat, a white shirt, a brightly coloured tweed waistcoat and trousers he launched into a hilarious, irreverent set.  Tiernan’s humour is quintessentially Irish and his stories are like streams of consciousness. They weave, digress, twist and turn like their creator on stage.   He alternately whispered and roared into the microphone drawing the audience to the edge of their seats.  His mastery of accents and facial expressions ensured the show was more a high energy theatrical performance than straight stand-up comedy.  Drawing maximum drama from his material Tiernan paced the stage toying with the audience.  Challenging, cajoling, pouncing but above all entertaining confidently.  Tiernan laughed with the audience many times obviously enjoying the great energy and mischief in Thomastown.  He revealed he was completing a World Tour of Kilkenny to provide for his six children.  Nothing escapes his hilarious observations and social satire.   Even Thomastown didn’t escape a barb.  When heavy rain pounded on the roof of the venue he quipped, ‘Is Thomastown near the river or in the river?’  Lots of laughter emanated from The Bridgebrook Arms that rainy Wednesday night and a mischievous Tommy Tiernan left Thomastown to continue his world tour of Kilkenny. 

Tuesday 1 October 2013

2013 NATIONAL PLOUGHING CHAMPIONSHIPS - CO. LAOIS






Last Wednesday I attended the 2013 National Ploughing Championships at Ratheniska, Co. Laois.  The last time The Ploughing Championships were held in Laois it was 1943 and World War Two was raging.  Ireland was in a state of emergency with a wide range of restrictions in place.  Censorship and rationing prevailed.  6,000 people attended the event in 1943 a stark contrast to the 228,000 who travelled to Ratheniska this year.  I chose what turned out to be the busiest day of the three day event to attend.   Over 100,000 people descended on Ratheniska on Wednesday to attend the Glastonbury Festival for farmers.  This year’s event was set on almost 800 acres: 200 acres of competitions, 150 acres of trade arenas and 400 acres of free car parking.  There were almost 1,400 exhibitors, exceeding all prior years.  The prize fund was €18,000 with 340 entries over 21 ploughing classes.



Plough lady handling two large horses.








                                       Vintage 2 Furrow Mounted Plough Class

I approached the site from Portlaoise and was lucky to be ushered to the green car park which was situated adjacent to the competition fields.  I parked the car and in the space of two minutes I was watching the Vintage 2 Furrow Mounted Plough Class, in other words vintage horse ploughing.  There is definitely an art to guiding two strong horses to plough a neat and precise furrow.  I fell in love with a pair of white horses who seemed incredibly in tune with their handler.   The handler wore a wide brimmed hat, long hair and a beard and seemed to whisper directions in the horses ears which they followed nodding obediently.   The judges examined the furrows intensely looking for form, straightness, height and other qualities a furrow contains invisible to the naked eye.




 
Macra 2 Furrow Conventional Plough Class

The Farmerette Conventional Plough Class was taking place nearby and this was my next port of call.   I chuckled when I spotted the East Cork contestant with the Cork GAA Flags flying from her tractor.  Even at a ploughing competition the all-Ireland senior hurling final was foremost in her mind.  I must admit as a spectator I didn’t find the tractor ploughing half as entertaining as the horses. 
East Cork Farmerette checks her tractor above and Sheepdog Trial below 
 
The exhibition area beckoned.  I was not expecting to meet throngs of people milling about like ants.  It was like Grafton Street on Christmas Eve.  It was overwhelming.  I lasted about ten minutes fighting my way from exhibit to exhibit and after consulting a map made my way out of the thronged tented town to watch the Sheep Dog trials – Brace Competition.  Sheep dogs are so intelligent.  The sheep were herded through makeshift gateways, weaving up and down a large field.  Some shepherds used whistles and some shouted orders but I reckoned the dogs would have herded the sheep in an orderly fashion without human intervention.  
 
Participant in the Junior Hunt Chase above and a sheepdog trial below
 
 I watched a junior hunt chase and looked at various vintage displays.  Screams emanated from a large amusement park with people being hurled in the air by terrifying machines. There was something for everybody at this event.  Lely Astronaut Robotic Milking Parlour Display proved popular.  A sign read ‘COWS MANAGE THEIR OWN TIME’.  Cows wandered in to the parlour one by one when they felt like it and a robotic arm milked them automatically.   When the milking finished they wandered off to manage their own time. Fashion shows, cookery demonstrations, sheep shearing, candle making, crafts the list is endless.  I have come to the conclusion that the place to be at The Ploughing Championships is out in the fields where the competitions are taking place.  

 
Exhibition Area